Our favorite fictional schools

Our favorite fictional schools

Whether it be on television or the big screen. Elementary school, high school or college, Hollywood has taken us inside the halls ti some of the most famous fake institutions of learning. Many that we would actually want to attend for various reasons. Mostly because we get the chance to hang with the memorable characters associated with these schools. 

Dillon High School (“Friday Night Lights”)

The importance of high school football in the state of Texas is right up there with breathing. That’s certainly the case at Dillon. Guided by coach Eric Taylor, the Panthers won a state championship in 2006. Though Dillon (later known as West Dillon High) is a rather well-to-do school with plenty of resources for students, and especially football players, life is not always easy. Just ask former gridiron stars Tim Riggins and Matt Saracen.

McKinley High School (“Freaks and Geeks”)

Though we’re not sure what this Detroit area school is like today, we know that back in the early 1980s it was a real melting pot of student culture. From the burnouts to jocks to the newcomers uncomfortable with their adolescent state, there might not have been a more accurate portrayal of high school life at the time than what was going on at the fictional McKinley High.

North Shore High School (“Mean Girls”)

Being the new kid in high school can be rough, especially at one that features so many social groups and cliques. Of course, to those teenage girls at a social crossroads, it’s wise to avoid The Plastics, or their farm team known as the Junior Plastics. Instead, maybe join the lacrosse team or Mathletes. As students will learn, there’s usually something for everyone.

Harrison University (“Old School”)

Harrison is an interesting place that is both inviting and controversial. While there have been moments of corruptness within the school’s administration, its fraternal system is rather liberal in its membership policy. One doesn’t even have to be a student to join or have a good time. We’re certain that “Frank The Tank” is still hanging out on campus. 

South Park Elementary (“South Park”)

South Park Elementary has seen quite a bit of everything over the years, including rising from the ashes after being burned to the ground. It’s a haven for the misadventures of Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman. And also known for its renowned, or rather incompetent, faculty and staff, who over the years featured Mr. Garrison, Mr. Garrett and the late Chef.

Greendale Community College (“Community”)

This somewhat respected community college in the Denver area is proud to call veteran character actor Luis Guzman an alum. But Greendale’s goal is to bring out the best in its students and give them a purpose in life, no matter how old (Pierce Hawthorne). It also prides itself on a mission statement known as “The Straight A’s:” Accessibility, Affordability, Air Conditioning, Awesome New Friends, A Lot of Classes.

Springfield Elementary School (“The Simpsons”)

This would be a great school if not for the incompetent people running it. While the physical structure is a joke and the student body is less than motivated, unless we are talking about Bart Simpson having a good time, it’s the faculty and staff who continue to be the problem. From principal Mr. Seymour Skinner to late resident lush Mrs. Krabappel, the apathy evident is not what we want from the educational system — however, still quite hilarious.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (“Harry Potter” films)

Located in the Scottish Highlands, this is where budding wizards go to learn and blaze a path to making their magical dreams come true. Those fortunate to possess magical abilities are pre-accepted to the school at birth. The curriculum is rigorous, and the pressure to succeed is quite intense. The school’s motto is Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, translated, “Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon.”